April: You gave Tom all your money?
Andy: Yeah, well, I’m investing. I’m like Warren Buffett.
April: I kinda feel like it would’ve been good for you to have your own place.
Andy: Ah, yeah I know, but I feel like Tom really needed the money and small sacrifice to see one of your best friend’s dreams come true.
Parks and Recreation - 2x17 - Woman of the Year
Parks and Recreation - 2x10 - Hunting Trip
Parks and Recreation - 3x09 - Fancy Party
Andy: Man, we spent like 50 hours working on those burgers.
April: I know, hard work never pays off.
Andy: Cooking is dumb.
April: I swear on this dead crow that I will never cook for you.
Andy: I love you.
Parks and Recreation - 3x10 - Soulmates
ANDY: Hello, strange person who I have never met before. Who are you?
APRIL: I’m Janet Snakehole, I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you?
ANDY: Burt Macklin, FBI; I was the best damn agent they had til I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit.
APRIL: [dramatic gasp]
ANDY: Stealing the president’s … rubies. Now I work alone.
APRIL: Lovely to meet you.
ANDY: [as himself] I, uh, I gotta admit — I thought your costume would maybe be a little bit sluttier.
APRIL: HOW DARE YOU?! [slaps and storms off]
ANDY: [slow beam at camera]
Parks and Recreation - 3x13 - The Fight