Andy: Leslie, I don’t know if this is important or not, but I have heard a lot of very, very interesting chatter around the shoeshine stand today.Leslie: Oh my God, really? What have you heard?Andy: A lot of things. Uh, like, Can you believe it? and The Parks lady boned Dexhart and Of course she did, she’s totally good to go. And one guy was like I wouldn’t hit that and the other guy was like Me neither but this third guy was like I would. So… I don’t know if that’s helpful at all. Parks and Recreation - 2x12 - Christmas Scandal (via talking-bird)
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Andy: Leslie, I don’t know if this is important or not, but I have heard a lot of very, very interesting chatter around the shoeshine stand today.
Leslie: Oh my God, really? What have you heard?
Andy: A lot of things. Uh, like, Can you believe it? and The Parks lady boned Dexhart and Of course she did, she’s totally good to go. And one guy was like I wouldn’t hit that and the other guy was like Me neither but this third guy was like I would. So… I don’t know if that’s helpful at all.

Parks and Recreation - 2x12 - Christmas Scandal

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April: Hey, why don’t you sell your band’s CDs here?Andy: That is a brilliant idea. I cannot believe I didn’t think of that. I have been writing a lot of songs about shining shoes lately. I tend to write about what I’m doing. [Singing] ♪ Talkin’ ‘bout, writing about what I’m doin’. Now I’m singin’ about talkin’ about writing about what I’m doin’. ♪ Parks and Recreation - 2x13 - The Set Up (via sauvee)
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April: Hey, why don’t you sell your band’s CDs here?
Andy: That is a brilliant idea. I cannot believe I didn’t think of that. I have been writing a lot of songs about shining shoes lately. I tend to write about what I’m doing. [Singing] ♪ Talkin’ ‘bout, writing about what I’m doin’. Now I’m singin’ about talkin’ about writing about what I’m doin’. ♪

Parks and Recreation - 2x13 - The Set Up

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Andy: Hey, have you seen April around? She usually comes by at the end of the day.Ron: You might want to check her house. She quit on me.Andy: What? Why?Ron: She screwed up my entire life today.Andy: That was one mistake. She’s perfect for you! Come on, there’s no one in the world that’s gonna do a better job for you than April. Either you hire her back or I quit.Ron: You don’t work for me.Andy: And I never will, sir. Good day. *continues shining Ron’s shoes* Parks and Recreation - 2x21 - 94 Meetings (via emptyhanded85)
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Andy: Hey, have you seen April around? She usually comes by at the end of the day.
Ron: You might want to check her house. She quit on me.
Andy: What? Why?
Ron: She screwed up my entire life today.
Andy: That was one mistake. She’s perfect for you! Come on, there’s no one in the world that’s gonna do a better job for you than April. Either you hire her back or I quit.
Ron: You don’t work for me.
Andy: And I never will, sir. Good day.

*continues shining Ron’s shoes*

Parks and Recreation - 2x21 - 94 Meetings

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Andy:  Do you have a key in your shoe?Ron:  No, no, I have a bunion that’s practically its own toe.  Normally the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors, but these past three minutes, it’s been reduced to a faint growl. Parks and Recreation - 2x09 - The Camel (via deadgrotty, again.  Damn, dude, you have the best Parks and Rec stuff on Tumblr.)
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Andy:  Do you have a key in your shoe?
Ron:  No, no, I have a bunion that’s practically its own toe.  Normally the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors, but these past three minutes, it’s been reduced to a faint growl.

Parks and Recreation - 2x09 - The Camel

(via deadgrotty, again.  Damn, dude, you have the best Parks and Rec stuff on Tumblr.)